Two Texans die and end-up in hell

Satan decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they’re happy. They tell him, “Well, it’s been bitterly cold where we’re from, and this place is nice and toasty.”

Satan, annoyed, storms away and goes to Hell’s boiler room, where he turns up the temperature.

He goes back to the Texans’ room, along the way being begged by all sorts of people to put the heating back down. He enters the room to see the Texans having a barbecue. Furiously, he asks them what they’re doing.

“Well, we can’t pass up this wonderful weather without getting out the barbecue!”

Satan realizes he’s been doing the wrong thing. He goes to the boiler room and turns it down until it’s at a colder temperature than ever seen on earth. He knows he’s won now, so he goes back to the Texans’ room, only to see them jumping up and down in excitement.

He shouts at them in fury, “WHY ARE YOU STILL HAPPY?!?!?!”

They look at him and shout at the same time,

“Hell froze over! That means the Cowboys won the Super Bowl!!!”

Related Posts

Having left his wife penniless after the divorce, Anton rubbed his hands with satisfaction. And three years later, when he accidentally ran into his ex, he couldn’t believe his eyes.

Anton had always treated himself the boss of his life. While others were plodding through textbooks, Anton was already busy with business. Sometimes he was reselling cars,…

The Unexpected Lesson a Teen Learned from My Elderly Father

Last weekend, I took my 92-year-old dad to the mall to buy him a new pair of shoes. Once we wrapped up our shopping, we headed over…

I Got Seated Next to My Husband’s Ex on a Flight – by the Time We Landed, My Marriage Was Over

As I sit in a quiet corner of an airport coffee shop, staring at a cup of coffee I’m too shaken to drink, I keep trying to…

My family kicked me out when I was eighteen with n…

My name is Linda Meyers. I am thirty years old. The final gift my mother ever gave me was a choice. My sister or the door. I…

At the annual family reunion, I reached for a unif…

My name is Maya Collins. I am 36. At our family retreat, my mother took a matching navy T-shirt from my hands and said, “These are for…

Six Days Before Our 40th Anniversary, My Husband Chose His Bookkeeper and Discovered the Life I Had Built Without Him

Walter said it after I had washed the meatloaf plates and set them in the drying rack. I remember the small domestic ordinariness of it, the smell…

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *